the face I make when yu come around
OH MY GOSH!! the big monkey in the tutu is chasing me,luckily i have skittles.TASTE THE RAINBOW you stupid tutu monkey! ~the monkeys still after me~
“
| — |
i triedn thuss at the Zoo
|
I’m a rainbow colored gummy bear that taste like skittles…jealous?
Want a taste?
a b c d e f g gummy worms r chasing me 1 is green and one is blue 1 is chasing after you now I’m really on the run bcuz the pink ones got a gun
Read each sentence. This dog. Is dog. How dog. To dog. Keep dog. A dog. Blonde dog. Busy dog. For dog. Three dog. Minutes dog. Read the first word in each sen.
someone says “YOU SUCK!”, this is when u reply, “not for free
Your just mad at me because your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory
eenie meenie miny moe, you’re nothin but a dirty hoe. You think you’re cute, you think you’re sassy, but news flash bitch you’re just fucking trashy!
“
| — |
To the slutty whore I hate
|
The best comeback for “you can go suck it” is “sorry I was taught not to put small things in my mouth” ;)